The City of Santa Clarita has agreed to be annexed by Mentryville, the historic 19th century oil drilling town on the west end of Pico Canyon Road, according to a press release issued by the City Council.

SAUGUS, CA — When Pendejo Canyon Elementary School re-opens in the fall, it will be renamed the “Bob Kellar Institute for American Supremacy” to honor the Councilman for his “leadership in making our community safe for democracy.”

SANTA CLARITA, CA — Ever since Councilman Bob Kellar exclaimed, “I am a proud racist!” at an anti-immigration rally in February, much controversy has circulated as to what actually constitutes a racist. Not sure if you’re one? This article will help you make that determination, yourself. Or not.

SANTA CLARITA, CA — The First Annual Santa Clarita Gay & Lesbian Festival will be sponsored by the city as part of a weeklong “SCV Gay Days” celebration.