In an effort to appeal to women voters, Representative Howard P. “Buck” McKeon (R-CA) has taken an unusual break from his staunch pro-life, anti-choice demagoguery to offer free abortions at his campaign offices in Santa Clarita and Palmdale.

The City of Santa Clarita has agreed to be annexed by Mentryville, the historic 19th century oil drilling town on the west end of Pico Canyon Road, according to a press release issued by the City Council.

SANTA CLARITA — Councilman Bob Kellar introduced a resolution Monday in support of Mel Gibson as a way to “counter the negative publicity” recently generated by the troubled actor.

SANTA CLARITA — The Deputy Chief of Staff for Congressman Howard P. “Buck” McKeon accidentally attended an anti-McKeon rally over the weekend.

SAUGUS, CA — When Pendejo Canyon Elementary School re-opens in the fall, it will be renamed the “Bob Kellar Institute for American Supremacy” to honor the Councilman for his “leadership in making our community safe for democracy.”